Separate Ways

Separate Ways is a song in Episode 11.

It is performed by Kyle as he attempts to leave an injured Cartman who is holding him back to find help after the B.O.B forced them to separate from the group. Cartman also sings some lines, wanting them to be friends, but then just resorts to insulting him again.

Lyrics
Kyle:
 * Why am I always stuck with you?
 * You're probably tired of me too
 * I can't even try to pretend
 * Because we're not even friends

Cartman:
 * No need to be hostile
 * Can't we just put this
 * Behind us, Kyle?

Kyle:
 * You always get under my skin
 * Causing me trouble
 * I can never win
 * You make that trouble, double
 * It keeps me in a daze
 * I wish we could go our separate ways
 * So just go-o away!
 * Just go-o-o away!


 * When the enemy tries to attack
 * You always run and get behind my back
 * Then you try to act like a bigshot
 * But everyone knows that you are not

Cartman:
 * But I just don't know why
 * We can't just see
 * Eye to eye?

Kyle:
 * Because you are so annoying
 * Always up to trouble
 * And this you are enjoying
 * You make that trouble double

Cartman:
 * That does not even make sense

Kyle:
 * I wish we could go our separate ways

Cartman:
 * Then go-o-o-o-o
 * Stop sin-in-ging this song


 * OK, I get it
 * I don't need you
 * That I will admit
 * Just get lost, Jew!


 * Because I am so cool
 * I do not cause any trouble
 * And plus I ru-u-le
 * While you are in your bubble
 * So do-o not delay
 * Just go your own goddamn way

Kyle:
 * I am trying to, Fatass

Cartman:
 * I will not miss your ugly face!

Kyle:
 * I'm going, now, you bigot!

Cartman:
 * Good, then leave, you ginger!

Kyle:
 * I'm leaving, you douchebag!

Cartman:
 * Anyday now, Asshole!

Trivia

 * This is the first song in the entire series featuring only humans, no Digimon (even though their Digimon are present, watching).
 * It also starts a recurring theme in the series where each season features a song by Kyle and Cartman singing about their relationship and its evolution. For season one, it's antagonistic.